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Hey everybody! Welcome to the "Michael & Michael Have Issues" official website. I feel like this is a really good opportunity to say that I am super excited about my and Michael Showalter's new television show. We've been working on it for a few months now and I have to say, I think it's probably going to be the best show on Comedy Central since that episode of "Crank Yakkers" where the puppets started humping the clock radio.
There won't be as many puppets on this show as that one, but there will definitely be humping – dry and wet – and we're also going to have lots of funny sketches and heart-warming stories that everybody can relate to. Like one where I accidentally kill somebody.
We're hoping this website is a place you will return to again and again. To hear about us, to tell us about yourselves, and to maybe exchange a chuckle or two.
This might also be a good place to advertise if you're a call girl.
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Posted by Casey Szulc on April 8, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Hey Michael Ian Black
i love your twit.
I appreciate the work you guys did on Stella and I'm really looking forward to your new show!
Thanks for making me laugh
Posted by Sprinkles on April 8, 2009 at 6:56 pm
I'm no call girl, but you guys can call me anytime! Can't wait for the show, now I will have something else to watch besides Law&Order. Unless I'm watching that one where M.Show is an expert witness.
Posted by Chaosadora on April 8, 2009 at 7:04 pm
I am a call girl, Jenna, and I second the motion for more wet and dry humping.
Posted by mattfwood on April 8, 2009 at 7:12 pm
When you say there won't be "as many puppets" that leaves the door open for some puppets, right? And even if the puppets you do have on the show won't be humping a clock, that doesn't foreclose you humping the puppets, yes? I think I understand why you can't divulge these details in advance of the cablecast, but appreciate your dropping hints like this.
Posted by Kelly D on April 9, 2009 at 1:12 am
I'm so pumped. I'm glad you guys are getting back together (kinda a STELLA reunion. I watch the season all the time… it's legit.) Too bad David isn't in it also, but I can't wait to see what you guys have conjured up! Whoo!!!
Posted by Sam on April 9, 2009 at 1:34 am
I am sometimes called a girl and I approve of said humping as long as there is still a clock radio involved.
Posted by chaddgar on April 9, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I am excited about your show, too. I am camping out beside my DVR until your show shows up so I can set it to record. I'm currently fifth in line.
Posted by Kevin Giampa on April 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Let me be clear, this is not an appropriate forum for call girl advertising, you dig? I have a blog-use knife to demonstrate my seriousness ( =>>> ). I know it looks more like a sword, but I'm not afraid to type it.
Anyhoo, I think this a great place to advertise for fake call girl services. To that end, For a Good Time call: 1-555-555-HUMP.
Posted by Matt matt on April 9, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Do you have the April 1984 issue of Scientific American in stock? Oh wait… not those issues.
Posted by archlord gold on August 12, 2009 at 4:44 am
this is exactly the post I needed to see!