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TGIF! (SOCKS!)

Posted by Michael Showalter Friday, April 10th, 2009

Thank God It's Friday!
This weekend I am going to party my socks off!
Literally!
I will party so hard at a party that my socks will come off!
It's going to be INSANE!
It's happened before!
I'll be in the middle of partying!
And then just all of the sudden!
POW!
They fly off my feet into the air!
And explode!
TGIF!
socks2


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Posted by NancyJMFL on April 17, 2009 at 1:21 pm

Explode?

Like expose.

Why arent we friends yet? I stalked you guys during your stella tour and emailed but no response… I guess Ill just have to keep doing my thing. I want to come to Jamaican Fridays.

Posted by Shan Beaste on April 13, 2009 at 3:14 pm

Jason really wants you to use his idea. Give it a shot, what'ya say?

Posted by Jason C on April 10, 2009 at 5:58 pm

The same thing happened to me three Fridays ago, but unfortunately mine didn't fly off before exploding. Now I just have casts with argyle and the likeness of shoes painted on.

Posted by kelly on April 10, 2009 at 5:11 pm

you will need a theme song …. may I suggest "Rock your Socks Off" by Tenacious D and if you want you can also "Rock Your Ass" with the Supersuckers.

Posted by Cam on April 10, 2009 at 5:02 pm

I just knew they'd be argyle.

Posted by Ruha on April 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm

I partied so hard last weekend that my shoe came off and I broke my big toe in the process. I was just walking down this extremely slippery ramp in the back of the echo to join my friends, and slip turned into ass on the ground with only one shoe on my feet. Also, even though I fell quietly, everyone in back gasped and stared including my 3 friends who laughed heartily.

I don't think this is working out, I wrote all of that trying to make you feel better about this sock entry. I mean, it's all true, but I don't know if it's helping.

Posted by Jason C on April 10, 2009 at 9:42 am

I had a pair of socks just like this until they literally exploded 4 Fridays ago. Unfortunately mine didn't fly off before doing so, so I've just been wearing casts with argyle drawn on since.