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Hey dinner, why don't you fucking make yourself? 1 hour
Enjoyed "Undercover Boss" much more than the Super Bowl, and hated myself for it. 6 hours
Gave myself a concussion while eating buffalo wings during the game just to see what it's like. Short answer: awesome. 19 hours
Today I'm just rooting for a good game and a streaker. 30 hours
Super Bowl tomorrow, which sets in motion my annual question to myself: "Why am I watching this?" 2 days

I'm really glad that I wasn't one of the people in the Donner Party. That would have sucked. 2 days
@AlisonRosen Of course I'll do your show!!! 2 days
My cats can be very immature sometimes. They run around and knock things over. I find this irritating. I wish they'd act more grown-up. 2 days
I wouldn't be like, "Come out and fight demon!" I'm tough but I'm not stupid. 7 days
I also would have called the Demonologist immediately! 7 days

God'll be happy about this win, right? 21 hours
My dad thought The Back-Up Plan trailer was Tim Tebow's abortion ad. And in a way, it was. 22 hours
If I want to watch 60 year olds overexert themselves in a circular formation I'll attend a Curves class. 22 hours
Just turned on CBS in time to catch CSI: Live! 23 hours
SHOOT, two different points of view in 1 tweet?! What was I THINKING. Goodnight, Brian. 38 hours

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