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Index Card Contest: Week Two

Posted by Michael Showalter Saturday, April 18th, 2009

The title of this sketch is "Bunny Stomping."
Do you think it's about:
a) People stomping bunnies?
b) Bunnies stomping around?
c) People stomping bunnies?
*If you guessed either a) or c) you're probably right.

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Posted by Lhyzz on April 22, 2009 at 10:32 pm

Funnier if the sketch opens with a title card that just says "Bunny Stomping." Now you've set up the expectations of the audience for some cruel joke about hurting defenseless, fuzzy bunnies.

Then cut to bunnies in big boots, stomping around.

Adorable AND hilarious! Double win! You don't have to thank me, just hire me as a writer.

Posted by Ruha on April 21, 2009 at 1:17 pm

I don't care what plans you had for bunny stomping, it should be 5 bunnies wearing sunglasses performing in a stomp like dance troupe. trash cans, brooms, claps, anything to make a tha noise.

Posted by Al on April 19, 2009 at 5:45 pm

My guess is that it's about bunnies putting on a show where they use common items such as brooms and trash can lids to play percussive music.

Posted by Darryl on April 19, 2009 at 2:41 am

probz will end up about cats, and we'll be wrong either way

Posted by kristin! on April 19, 2009 at 12:32 am

I guess 427 words.

Posted by Shan Beaste on April 18, 2009 at 9:47 pm

I'm fairly certain that this sketch contains the following:

1.) A box of adorable, abandoned bunnies that you've found in some vacant alleyway. Showalter can't resist their cotton-tail charm and suggests that Black take them home. Show's cats would probably eat them so obviously, they can't say there.

2.) The bunnies are now domesticated and living in Michael Ian Black's closet, secretly. Michael's an absentminded busy body with a thirst for exploration. He forgets about the bunnies.

3.) The bunnies multiply and when Black finally arrives home and opens the closet, the bunnies pour out of the closet and begin attacking. They haven't had a carrot in days!

4.) (This is where the stomping comes into play) How will Black and Show rid themselves of this self-provoked bunny infestation? They're furry demons with a thirst for blood and cruelty.

Having said that…. I don't feel so bad about the Bunny Stomping anymore…. It's okay with me. If you need any assistance in the expelling- I'm your girl! I've got a size 10 shoe and I ain't afraid of no mucky muck!

Posted by Tom on April 18, 2009 at 12:21 pm

is it about bunnies stomping around?

Posted by Steph on April 18, 2009 at 11:35 am

It's not about giant bunnies stomping people?