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Michael and I shot some promos for the new show today. Ex-haust-ing! I honestly thought I did a very good job, and it was good to see Showalter trying.
I actually think Sho took some pictures with his iPhone (recently purchased, already has a crack in the screen), which I assume he'll post here when he gets a chance. If not, I can describe it for you: imagine the Knicks City Dancers and me and you pretty much have it. And balloons. And Showalter. And some very good guacamole, which I did not eat because, as I said in an earlier post, I am trying to shed thirty pounds in the next few days. Other people had the guac, though, and said it was kind of spicy.
I'm not sure how I feel about spicy guac. Yes, I like spicy foods, but I also use guac to counteract spiciness in other foods. If I put spicy on top of spicy, the next thing I know I've got ass flames. And I don't like that because the ass flames make me look like a drag car when I fart.
Also did a live Twitter thing today, which was fun, although I felt kind of guilty because all my responses were undoubtedly cluttering up non-participant's Twitter pages. I was desperately trying to be amusing so those people didn't de-select me out of annoyance. Also annoying was the fact that my Twitter page is connected to my Facebook page, so all my Twitter responses, and there were several dozen, were automatically put up on my Facebook page, no doubt annoying all of those people, too. I think being annoying is worse than being racist. Being an annoying racist is probably the worst thing to be of all.
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Posted by Cheerios on April 30, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Few things, I'll keep it short (shah right).
1. I now feel guilty, because I didn't take the survey that just popped up.
2. Comment code = Cheerios and …
I say Cheerios and strawberries and milk. Or Cheerios and something sweet, because Cheerios don't really taste like anything at all. Perhaps some spicy guac.?
3. It's okay to be annoying if it is your job. And I'm sure people were laughing instead of being annoyed – they were probably more annoyed by the questions. I sure am glad I missed this. jk, maybe next time I won't be working (on also being annoying).
There, I kept it to a few. Phew.
Posted by R on April 30, 2009 at 10:37 pm
You're twitter responses weren't being fed to FB, only the few that you wrote on your own: "I'm going to do a live twitter", etc. No worries. Besides, you're not a clutterer. Whiny people clutter. Boring people clutter. Funny people delight! Which sounds like a tasty cream puff.
You could have had the Guac, it's the good kind of fat. Guac should never be too spicy. It should be creepy neon green, chunky with good stuff, (including Cilantro, I don't care what anyone says), be smooth with a bit of a kick, and be served in a shameless mound the size of a size B breast.
Posted by Lauren on April 30, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I think "LOL" (and all of its demon spawns) should die slow, painful deaths. No disrespect to your other fans and the first few commenters below, but the day I say you've made me "LOL" is the same day I hope to be ass-raped by a porcupine. (Read: Wednesday.)
However, I do agree that your tweets were super funny and wanted to let you know.
Really looking forward to the show. KIT BFFL IDK TTYL!
Posted by Juli on May 1, 2009 at 2:35 am
I loved the Twitter session! You are incredibly funny. I always look forward to your tweets, so no worries about cluttering.
Posted by seanote on May 1, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Check out the selective FB status update app.
You can get rid of the twitter one.
Then, only tweets that include #FB will update your FB status.
Total status control. That's where the world is heading.
I hate myself.
Posted by carwashhair on May 1, 2009 at 1:34 pm
the twitter session was not annoying. Reading your pm tweet a week ago (about booting your ice cream then licking it back up like a dog) immeditely before falling asleep was-or should I say my dreams filled with you and regurgitated dairy were less than pleasing
Posted by ProfBrendi on May 1, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Hav a favor. Need 500 followers on Twitter.com – search ProfBrendi by May 31. Plz! AbFab trip to London on the line. Drop me like a bad habit 11:59pm 5/31. Thnx.
Posted by crazykatlady on May 3, 2009 at 8:14 pm
even though you two ignored my question the other day i would still like an answer:
will we see as many fake dicks in the new show as in the Stella shorts?
Posted by Shan Beaste on May 3, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Watching http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLvPtu7pvwU Cake Like – Suck and thinking that you guys should probably consider stepping it up a notch and start a band of your own. Call up Craig Wedren and get that ish rollin! I wanna see a Black/Show video! Then Facebook it. Doubt if anyone could be annoyed by that.
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