Michael and Michael Have Issues

Dear Everyone,

You're the best fans on the planet. Thank you for watching and blartying and twartying and just basically being extremely awesome. Hopefully we'll all reconvene next season!

Thank you.
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TC_Hillyer@mshowalter best teaser ever!
A: FROG BOX!!!

HeyMrHangman#mmhi did I just witness corpse rape? Nice! @mshowalter @michaelianblack
A: Maybe.

Diloom@mshowalter i really hope you guys get a second season, good luck =)
A: Thank you.

magodus@mshowalter did you know that zak orth played a rapist on svu as well?
A: He's good at that.

RansomGetty@mshowalter How long did it take to finish your sword training?
A: We trained with a fight choreographer for months.

ashknit@mshowalter Where can I find The Baxter? I've been looking EVERYWHERE!!!
A: Amazon.

XopuzzleheartoX@mshowalter On a scale of 1-10 how close is your life to batman?
A: I'm not allowed to answer that question.

IanPatrickBuss#mmhi @mshowalter come on my gradma could fight better than that!
A: WHo's your grandma JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAM?!!!!

kristinabeena@mshowalter and @michaelianblack are sexy bitches.
A: Yeah girl. You know it!!!!

EZF_ComediansRT @birbigs: RT @mshowalter turn on comedy central now for michael and michael season finale! best show.
A: Have to agree there.

kikiflynn@mshowalter Excellent use of the noun "shank." (Most people errantly believe the word "shiv" can be used. It's clearly a verb.) #mmhi
A: Exactly. My thoughts exactly.

pcammarata@mshowalter my sister and I would like to know why you are such a man whore on MMHI??????
A: Wish fulfillment.

Theimerkid@mshowalter LMFAO mmhi is sooo funny I hope theres a 2nd season!!!!!
A: Thanks.

ScottSeamanOh, the stuff you guys get away with on tv… #MMHI @mshowalter @michaelianblack

A: We try.

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electrolemon@mshowalter What's your favorite sketch from The State? Mine was the second Doug sketch. "I'm Doug, you're Dad. I'm ouahh-ou-out of heeere."

A: I think my favorite sketch is "Cutlery Barn."

vividaiquirialso, my kid is definitely going to have a shank. and know how to use it. thanks, @mshowalter & @michaelianblack
A: You're welcome.

kussenvandeth@mshowalter I indeed meant 7 episodes, no idea why I typed four. Can't wait to see what's on the green screen….
A: Hee-hee.

isobelalone@mshowalter … are you REALLY watching the show right now??
A: I am!

daytripirz9@mshowalter @michaelianblack dudes!! We left a bar with beer and kareoke to run home to watch the season finale! Seriously ran like the wind
A: Thank you. For reals.

nicolekrystyn@mshowalter Seriously, who did the graphics for the intro of #MMHI? It is amazing.
A: Our graphics hero Neil.

michaelwilliam3@mshowalter If you guys get a second season, can I be a supporting character?
A: Yes.

chrissyhillman@mshowalter your response made my week! you teach at nyu?! what do you teach? also, great first 8 minutes.
A: Screenwriting.

Q_Squared@mshowalter Show is Awesome tonight, I am glad you got H. John Benjamin. =) You and Michael Ian Black rock =D
A: Thanks yo.

magodus@mshowalter your hair looks great in the green outfits. what kind of shampoo do you use?
A: Pert.

kpaez004I love @mshowalter & @michaelianblack in green tight jumpsuits!
A: ANything for a laugh.

GrabLit@mshowalter Why does Ian Black have more followers than you? He's a way bigger douchebag, imo.
A: He's more popular I guess.

saamaanthaa@mshowalter nice green unitard
A: Word.

mboylan@mshowalter The advice on bullying was hilarious. Good season finale!
A: Thanks yo.

kellbott@mshowalter I'm teaching my kids these rules asap
A: They're good rules.

maggsvilleWhat kind of bully were you, @mshowalter?
A: The kind of bully that bullies bullied.

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KoriRene@mshowalter How are your kitties and where do they stand on healthcare reform?
A: They're good. They don't know about healthcare reform. They only know about naps and shiny things that make noise.

UltraPancake@mshowalter Will you guys get gayer next season? Doing that could seriously solidify your fanbase.
A: TOTALLY!

Hep_Chick@mshowalter – Oh, and I too was the editor (and art editor) of my high school literary magazine "The Raider Review". Kudos to you sir…
A: No, kudos to you!

isobelalone@mshowalter i heard that MR. SHOW was named after you? true? #MMHI
A: Nope. It's named after "Shower Curtain"

prettysparks@mshowalter I saw a tweet about your doodles – I agree that you should sell prints! Also, you should begin putting new ones online again.
A: Yeah. I should. I will.

Hep_Chick@mshowalter – Which do you enjoy more, touring or television?
A: Honestly? Tele but I like touring too.

sublimelmf@mshowalter my face is sunburned, what should I do?
A: Aloe vera or big raw steak.

creepyjean@mshowalter does it get annoying to have people quote Stella to you? Anyone ever sing the Friendship Song to you?
A: No and No.

edawwwg@mshowalter i love you!!!! any tips for high school?
A: CHEAT ON ALL YOUR TESTS!

davidpowlison@mshowalter What's your favorite pair of pants?
A: My buttless chaps. That's an easy one.

LivvyTivvy@mshowalter what do you do with your time(besides petting your cat) when you aren't on a #MMHI
A: Play tennis, watch baseball, drink coffee, swim.

xMaidaSeason finale of #MMHI with @mshowalter and @michaelianblack … time flies!
A: I know right?

thestragglerI know I'd keeping trying to trend #mmhi for a delicious Klondike bar @mshowalter …now with a thicker,CHOCOLATEY shell….YUMMY!

andydef@mshowalter Any chance David Wain would appear in an episode if the show gets picked up for a 2nd season? This show deserves a 2nd season!
A: I would say very good chance.

magodus@mshowalter why is there no commentary on The Baxter?
A: They didn't wanna pay for it.

XopuzzleheartoX@mshowalter Which do you like more stand up comedy or working on a tv show. Also which one is easier?
A: They are both very, very, very easy. I like working on a TV show better though because I'm a homebody and I don't have to leave town.

blindxbrigadier@mshowalter I'm sure there will be plenty more MMHI, Can we expect a dvd?
A: You can. Not a MMHI dvd. A dvd of "Torchwood."

DBQs@mshowalter Where do I submit donations to the "MMHI for a second season" fund?
A: Um. Er. Just gimme the cash and I'll take care of it.

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OblivionDream@mshowalter @michaelianblack If you guys don't get renewed for a second season, I will have lost faith in humanity.
A: And I will have lost faith IN YOU!!!

creepyjean@mshowalter what was your favorite Stella episode to do? Will there ever be a Stella revival?
A: I'm very partial to "Campaign." Not sure why. We've been talking to eachother about maybe doing a movie sometime.

isobelalone@mshowalter are you fellows coming to the southern states for this tour? #MMHI
A: Hm. I don't know. Maybe North Carolina.

kussenvandeth@mshowalter 4 episodes is not enough.
A: We made seven.

magodus@mshowalter whats ur favorite character you've played on the show so far?
A: Quiet Bob the weatherman. I'm already working on a sequel.

thestragglerHey @mshowalter , @michaelianblack went to spain on his Klondike money…what do u plan to do with all that money?
A: I'm going to buy a Vespa and ride it around Prospect Park.

donsteele@mshowalter it is a great show. #mmhi
A: Agreed. Whatevs.

isobelalone@mshowalter who is your secret celebrity crush?
A: Rachel Nichols (ESPN reporter)

OblivionDream@mshowalter Is a blarty you tweeting from a blog? Isn't that lazy. Log on to twitter, you wonderful genius!
A: I'm confused.

unicornball@mshowalter Why are you in my nightmares every night?
A: I'm belzebub. Sorry.

j_ahee@mshowalter really hoping for a second season. Any chance of a Wet Hot Sequel? You do great work sir. Thank you!
A: Maybe. Only time will tell.

jensykotic@mshowalter what are your plans for the break between seasons 1&2 (yes, there WILL be a season 2!!)? #MMHI
A: Mike and I are touring Oct/Nov. I teach at NYU too.

magodus@mshowalter how did you learn the tooth fairy wasn't real?
A: TOOTH FAIRY ISN"T REAL???!!!

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isobelalone@mshowalter what do you call a fear of frogs?
A: Frogaphobia (also "The Croaks")

prettysparks@mshowalter black is parading his balls around in europe, do you ever get to go on any sweet vacations?
A: Yeah. I rented a beach this summer. That's where I've been since August 1st. I've been playing lots of tennis and eating lots of lobster.

magodus@mshowalter what was your first job? was it a babysitter?
A: First job was as a golf caddie. I sucked at it.
chrissyhillmanI came home early especially for @mshowalter & michael, i love you!
A: Thanks girl.

RadioheadAddict@mshowalter I'm kind of glad that your the one hosting this blarty.I feel like you care about your replies and spray them with costy perfume
A: Don't know what "costy" means but I do spray them with dooberry.

UltraPancake@mshowalter It's a shame Ted Kennedy didn't live to see your season finale.
A: Yeah. That's really true. Such a shame.

isobelalone@mshowalter what's your opinion of southern ladies?
A: My better half is from Tennessee so I'd have to say I like them alot.

IanPatrickBuss@mshowalter #mmhi will have another season, or the world will end… you can quote me…
A: Okay. I just wrote this down so in case the world ends I'll…wait…you're fucking with me!!!

SloppyWetPizza@mshowalter ive been lovin this show so far + hope for a return + i cant wait for more STELLA! sloppy wet pizza for life!!!
A: "sloppy wet vagina"

seangills@mshowalter should we expect you to gratuitously and endlessly blarty about Michael Black's peanut dick.
A: Michael black has a peanut dick. That's all there is to say really.

TabbieLove@mshowalter Since Black decided to bail on the blarty once again, I'll help you clean up afterwards, if you'd like.
A: Okay.

magodus@mshowalter do you think that MICHAEL AND MICHAEL HAVE ISSUES is one of the funniest shows on tv since MR. SHOW?
A: If you're referring to my #1 fan Rob Thomas? Then yes. I do.

thestraggler@mshowalter ….not trying to jinx things….but when do you THINK you should hear about possible second season???

A: Straggs. We're hoping soon. But we don't know. I'm optimistic.

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@baldintheusa good luck renewing for season 2. we can do this! unless tonight sucks, then you're on your own.
A: Thanks "Bald" you're too nice.

@seangills when will we know about the reality of season 2? also when and where can i see you and michael live?
A: We hope to know soon but we don't know for sure. Michael and I are touring all over the country in Oct/Nov.

kristinabeena@mshowalter twits and @michaelianblack twats.
A: True.

@thebets79 Just thought I'd tell you that watching #MMHI makes me feel like a newborn baby lamb, fresh out of the womb!!!
A: That's disgusting. We never intended the show to make people feel like they were covered in placenta.

@CrashingWaves26 Im Ready for the party but so not ready for this to be the season finale..what am I gonna do with my life now.
A: Do that jigsaw puzzle on your kitchen table you never got around to.

@seanye_west Also, love the show, and come back to Cleveland soon, the weird A-Ha girl probably misses you.
A: Oh yeah. She's the one who travels the world following A-Ha around!

AndyAche@mshowalter r u for or against breast cancer?
A: Against. Very against.

JarrettMiller@Mshowalter dude you look like the dad from little people big world haha : D
A: Um. Thanks?

seanye_west@mshowalter Do you sell your doodles that you show on your website? I'd like to buy one and put it in a moderately-priced frame on my wall.
A: I don't but should, shouldn't I?

JoshPais@mshowalter Have a great season finale Mr. Showalter #mmhi
A: Fuck you asshole!

prettysparks@mshowalter Have the dates for your upcoming tour been announced yet? Can't wait to see you guys (you especially) in NYC!
A: Don't know if they've been announced yet but we're going everywhere. Even DENVER!

scrumpyscrumpshello @mshowalter ! i hope you get your second season!
A: Me too girl. Me too.

hollywoodphony@mshowalter Don't forget to give us West Coasters a "spoiler alert".
A: Spoiler alert!!!!!!

Vernyo@mshowalter if MMHI gets picked up for a second season who are some guest stars you'd like to have on?
A: Mike Birbiglia and Kevin Kline.

thestragglerhey twitter-buddy @mshowalter it seems so wrong that its already the season finale…I'm pulling for u n other one for another season..#mmhi
A: Thanks Straggs. Thanks.

Kim_Schwartz@mshowalter If you had to work with any Jon Benjamin alter ego (i.e. Coach McGurk, Can of Soup, Lying Rhino) which would you choose?
A: Hm. Lying Rhino.

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Considering it's the last show and all now's probably a good time to thank all of the people who worked on the show. THANK YOU ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON THE SHOW!

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Hi All,

Michael Black is at a nude beach in Spain right now parading his shrivelly little peanut dick around so he can't be here. I know that he wishes he could though because he told me to say that even though it's probably not true.

Tonight's episode is "Frog Box." I can't say what it's about but I will say that it involves "frog" and "box."

Brilliant comedians Jon Benjamin and Rob Huebel guest star tonight as "Jeff and Larry" they play the stars of a rival sketch show. Antics ensue.

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That was fun. I hope you had fun at the blarty. I'm sorry that Michael Ian Black couldn't be here but I know that he wishes that he was. I appreciate that you all came to the show even though Michael's more famous than I am. See you next week!!!

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