You're the best fans on the planet. Thank you for watching and blartying and twartying and just basically being extremely awesome. Hopefully we'll all reconvene next season!

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HeyMrHangman#mmhi did I just witness corpse rape? Nice! @mshowalter @michaelianblack
A: Maybe.

Diloom@mshowalter i really hope you guys get a second season, good luck =)
A: Thank you.

magodus@mshowalter did you know that zak orth played a rapist on svu as well?
A: He's good at that.

RansomGetty@mshowalter How long did it take to finish your sword training?
A: We trained with a fight choreographer for months.

ashknit@mshowalter Where can I find The Baxter? I've been looking EVERYWHERE!!!
A: Amazon.

XopuzzleheartoX@mshowalter On a scale of 1-10 how close is your life to batman?
A: I'm not allowed to answer that question.

IanPatrickBuss#mmhi @mshowalter come on my gradma could fight better than that!
A: WHo's your grandma JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAM?!!!!

kristinabeena@mshowalter and @michaelianblack are sexy bitches.
A: Yeah girl. You know it!!!!

EZF_ComediansRT @birbigs: RT @mshowalter turn on comedy central now for michael and michael season finale! best show.
A: Have to agree there.

kikiflynn@mshowalter Excellent use of the noun "shank." (Most people errantly believe the word "shiv" can be used. It's clearly a verb.) #mmhi
A: Exactly. My thoughts exactly.

pcammarata@mshowalter my sister and I would like to know why you are such a man whore on MMHI??????
A: Wish fulfillment.

Theimerkid@mshowalter LMFAO mmhi is sooo funny I hope theres a 2nd season!!!!!
A: Thanks.

ScottSeamanOh, the stuff you guys get away with on tv… #MMHI @mshowalter @michaelianblack

A: We try.

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A: I think my favorite sketch is "Cutlery Barn."

vividaiquirialso, my kid is definitely going to have a shank. and know how to use it. thanks, @mshowalter & @michaelianblack
A: You're welcome.

kussenvandeth@mshowalter I indeed meant 7 episodes, no idea why I typed four. Can't wait to see what's on the green screen….
A: Hee-hee.

isobelalone@mshowalter … are you REALLY watching the show right now??
A: I am!

daytripirz9@mshowalter @michaelianblack dudes!! We left a bar with beer and kareoke to run home to watch the season finale! Seriously ran like the wind
A: Thank you. For reals.

nicolekrystyn@mshowalter Seriously, who did the graphics for the intro of #MMHI? It is amazing.
A: Our graphics hero Neil.

michaelwilliam3@mshowalter If you guys get a second season, can I be a supporting character?
A: Yes.

chrissyhillman@mshowalter your response made my week! you teach at nyu?! what do you teach? also, great first 8 minutes.
A: Screenwriting.

Q_Squared@mshowalter Show is Awesome tonight, I am glad you got H. John Benjamin. =) You and Michael Ian Black rock =D
A: Thanks yo.

magodus@mshowalter your hair looks great in the green outfits. what kind of shampoo do you use?
A: Pert.

kpaez004I love @mshowalter & @michaelianblack in green tight jumpsuits!
A: ANything for a laugh.

GrabLit@mshowalter Why does Ian Black have more followers than you? He's a way bigger douchebag, imo.
A: He's more popular I guess.

saamaanthaa@mshowalter nice green unitard
A: Word.

mboylan@mshowalter The advice on bullying was hilarious. Good season finale!
A: Thanks yo.

kellbott@mshowalter I'm teaching my kids these rules asap
A: They're good rules.

maggsvilleWhat kind of bully were you, @mshowalter?
A: The kind of bully that bullies bullied.

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UltraPancake@mshowalter Will you guys get gayer next season? Doing that could seriously solidify your fanbase.
A: TOTALLY!

Hep_Chick@mshowalter – Oh, and I too was the editor (and art editor) of my high school literary magazine "The Raider Review". Kudos to you sir…
A: No, kudos to you!

isobelalone@mshowalter i heard that MR. SHOW was named after you? true? #MMHI
A: Nope. It's named after "Shower Curtain"

prettysparks@mshowalter I saw a tweet about your doodles – I agree that you should sell prints! Also, you should begin putting new ones online again.
A: Yeah. I should. I will.

Hep_Chick@mshowalter – Which do you enjoy more, touring or television?
A: Honestly? Tele but I like touring too.

sublimelmf@mshowalter my face is sunburned, what should I do?
A: Aloe vera or big raw steak.

creepyjean@mshowalter does it get annoying to have people quote Stella to you? Anyone ever sing the Friendship Song to you?
A: No and No.

edawwwg@mshowalter i love you!!!! any tips for high school?
A: CHEAT ON ALL YOUR TESTS!

davidpowlison@mshowalter What's your favorite pair of pants?
A: My buttless chaps. That's an easy one.

LivvyTivvy@mshowalter what do you do with your time(besides petting your cat) when you aren't on a #MMHI
A: Play tennis, watch baseball, drink coffee, swim.

xMaidaSeason finale of #MMHI with @mshowalter and @michaelianblack … time flies!
A: I know right?

thestragglerI know I'd keeping trying to trend #mmhi for a delicious Klondike bar @mshowalter …now with a thicker,CHOCOLATEY shell….YUMMY!

andydef@mshowalter Any chance David Wain would appear in an episode if the show gets picked up for a 2nd season? This show deserves a 2nd season!
A: I would say very good chance.

magodus@mshowalter why is there no commentary on The Baxter?
A: They didn't wanna pay for it.

XopuzzleheartoX@mshowalter Which do you like more stand up comedy or working on a tv show. Also which one is easier?
A: They are both very, very, very easy. I like working on a TV show better though because I'm a homebody and I don't have to leave town.

blindxbrigadier@mshowalter I'm sure there will be plenty more MMHI, Can we expect a dvd?
A: You can. Not a MMHI dvd. A dvd of "Torchwood."

DBQs@mshowalter Where do I submit donations to the "MMHI for a second season" fund?
A: Um. Er. Just gimme the cash and I'll take care of it.

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creepyjean@mshowalter what was your favorite Stella episode to do? Will there ever be a Stella revival?
A: I'm very partial to "Campaign." Not sure why. We've been talking to eachother about maybe doing a movie sometime.

isobelalone@mshowalter are you fellows coming to the southern states for this tour? #MMHI
A: Hm. I don't know. Maybe North Carolina.

kussenvandeth@mshowalter 4 episodes is not enough.
A: We made seven.

magodus@mshowalter whats ur favorite character you've played on the show so far?
A: Quiet Bob the weatherman. I'm already working on a sequel.

thestragglerHey @mshowalter , @michaelianblack went to spain on his Klondike money…what do u plan to do with all that money?
A: I'm going to buy a Vespa and ride it around Prospect Park.

donsteele@mshowalter it is a great show. #mmhi
A: Agreed. Whatevs.

isobelalone@mshowalter who is your secret celebrity crush?
A: Rachel Nichols (ESPN reporter)

OblivionDream@mshowalter Is a blarty you tweeting from a blog? Isn't that lazy. Log on to twitter, you wonderful genius!
A: I'm confused.

unicornball@mshowalter Why are you in my nightmares every night?
A: I'm belzebub. Sorry.

j_ahee@mshowalter really hoping for a second season. Any chance of a Wet Hot Sequel? You do great work sir. Thank you!
A: Maybe. Only time will tell.

jensykotic@mshowalter what are your plans for the break between seasons 1&2 (yes, there WILL be a season 2!!)? #MMHI
A: Mike and I are touring Oct/Nov. I teach at NYU too.

magodus@mshowalter how did you learn the tooth fairy wasn't real?
A: TOOTH FAIRY ISN"T REAL???!!!

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prettysparks@mshowalter black is parading his balls around in europe, do you ever get to go on any sweet vacations?
A: Yeah. I rented a beach this summer. That's where I've been since August 1st. I've been playing lots of tennis and eating lots of lobster.

magodus@mshowalter what was your first job? was it a babysitter?
A: First job was as a golf caddie. I sucked at it.
chrissyhillmanI came home early especially for @mshowalter & michael, i love you!
A: Thanks girl.

RadioheadAddict@mshowalter I'm kind of glad that your the one hosting this blarty.I feel like you care about your replies and spray them with costy perfume
A: Don't know what "costy" means but I do spray them with dooberry.

UltraPancake@mshowalter It's a shame Ted Kennedy didn't live to see your season finale.
A: Yeah. That's really true. Such a shame.

isobelalone@mshowalter what's your opinion of southern ladies?
A: My better half is from Tennessee so I'd have to say I like them alot.

IanPatrickBuss@mshowalter #mmhi will have another season, or the world will end… you can quote me…
A: Okay. I just wrote this down so in case the world ends I'll…wait…you're fucking with me!!!

SloppyWetPizza@mshowalter ive been lovin this show so far + hope for a return + i cant wait for more STELLA! sloppy wet pizza for life!!!
A: "sloppy wet vagina"

seangills@mshowalter should we expect you to gratuitously and endlessly blarty about Michael Black's peanut dick.
A: Michael black has a peanut dick. That's all there is to say really.

TabbieLove@mshowalter Since Black decided to bail on the blarty once again, I'll help you clean up afterwards, if you'd like.
A: Okay.

magodus@mshowalter do you think that MICHAEL AND MICHAEL HAVE ISSUES is one of the funniest shows on tv since MR. SHOW?
A: If you're referring to my #1 fan Rob Thomas? Then yes. I do.

thestraggler@mshowalter ….not trying to jinx things….but when do you THINK you should hear about possible second season???

A: Straggs. We're hoping soon. But we don't know. I'm optimistic.

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@seangills when will we know about the reality of season 2? also when and where can i see you and michael live?
A: We hope to know soon but we don't know for sure. Michael and I are touring all over the country in Oct/Nov.

kristinabeena@mshowalter twits and @michaelianblack twats.
A: True.

@thebets79 Just thought I'd tell you that watching #MMHI makes me feel like a newborn baby lamb, fresh out of the womb!!!
A: That's disgusting. We never intended the show to make people feel like they were covered in placenta.

@CrashingWaves26 Im Ready for the party but so not ready for this to be the season finale..what am I gonna do with my life now.
A: Do that jigsaw puzzle on your kitchen table you never got around to.

@seanye_west Also, love the show, and come back to Cleveland soon, the weird A-Ha girl probably misses you.
A: Oh yeah. She's the one who travels the world following A-Ha around!

AndyAche@mshowalter r u for or against breast cancer?
A: Against. Very against.

JarrettMiller@Mshowalter dude you look like the dad from little people big world haha : D
A: Um. Thanks?

seanye_west@mshowalter Do you sell your doodles that you show on your website? I'd like to buy one and put it in a moderately-priced frame on my wall.
A: I don't but should, shouldn't I?

JoshPais@mshowalter Have a great season finale Mr. Showalter #mmhi
A: Fuck you asshole!

prettysparks@mshowalter Have the dates for your upcoming tour been announced yet? Can't wait to see you guys (you especially) in NYC!
A: Don't know if they've been announced yet but we're going everywhere. Even DENVER!

scrumpyscrumpshello @mshowalter ! i hope you get your second season!
A: Me too girl. Me too.

hollywoodphony@mshowalter Don't forget to give us West Coasters a "spoiler alert".
A: Spoiler alert!!!!!!

Vernyo@mshowalter if MMHI gets picked up for a second season who are some guest stars you'd like to have on?
A: Mike Birbiglia and Kevin Kline.

thestragglerhey twitter-buddy @mshowalter it seems so wrong that its already the season finale…I'm pulling for u n other one for another season..#mmhi
A: Thanks Straggs. Thanks.

Kim_Schwartz@mshowalter If you had to work with any Jon Benjamin alter ego (i.e. Coach McGurk, Can of Soup, Lying Rhino) which would you choose?
A: Hm. Lying Rhino.

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Michael Black is at a nude beach in Spain right now parading his shrivelly little peanut dick around so he can't be here. I know that he wishes he could though because he told me to say that even though it's probably not true.

Tonight's episode is "Frog Box." I can't say what it's about but I will say that it involves "frog" and "box."

Brilliant comedians Jon Benjamin and Rob Huebel guest star tonight as "Jeff and Larry" they play the stars of a rival sketch show. Antics ensue.

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Wednesday 10PM-11PM EST

And don't forget: MMHI SEASON FINALE airs 10:30PM EST/PST on Comedy Central, featuring special guest stars Rob Huebel and Jon Benjamin!

The episode is called "Frogbox," and there will be frogs. Oh, there will be frogs.

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